#writing ||~

[milomi]

★ This is based on a headcanon post I once read: where Riddle was said to be able to speak my language. So ya girl decided to accept it as a headcanon 💪🧚‍♀️

What if, out of all the people in Twisted Wonderland— out of all the people you knew, in Twisted Wonderland— only one of them spoke your language. And that person was Riddle Rosehearts.

I fully believe, that the way he found out about it, is through you using it accidentally it a... Uhm, much more casual way.

Or vulgar. Because why not, no one else can understand you. Except-

" Prefect! "

" As the Prefect (and technically speaking Housewarden) of Ramshackle Dorm, you should set a proper example for other students and residents of your dorm! Speaking in such an undignified way is in no way correct, even when you believe other can't understand you. "

Everyone else who was there just stood like: 😀🕴

Except Ace, who was all like:

Dude, no way you had the balls to swear in front of Strawberry Shortcake 😭

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW-

Yet somehow you lived to tell the tale. Since Riddle dear only let you out with a warning. No, he is definitely not any softer when it comes to you. Why would you think that

/ spoiler, he has a crush on you

👉👈

Riddle asks you about your culture and language, because it may differ from what they know in Twisted Wonderland.

Oh and since it isn't his first language, he doesn't know every word in it. As the top student that he is, Riddle is on a mission to expand his communication skills in said language. Mainly because of you, but shh. So, he frequently talks with you in your language, as a way of improving his pronunciation of it, of course.

Imagine Riddle, a little bit flustered because he just can't pronounce one word- he feels embarrassed, especially when he asks you and you offer help, only to giggle at his attempts, calling him cute. He was so red, anyone else would've lost their head at this poor, but not you <3

On a more romantic note: I don't think Riddle's the type of person to say 'I love you' so casually, but some time into your relationship, he starts saying it more often. You know like, ending text conversations with it or when saying goodbye. Saying 'I love you' in your own language however, is something that only happens in private.

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[pierog]

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

[derrypubliclibrary]

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

[animentality]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I firmly believe that some stories can never be translated into a different medium and that's okay

[blueboxbeagle]

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[sourdough-seal]

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

[out-of-jams]

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

[milomi]

Hello! Your work about the reader gets angry at crowly and proceed to swear in native language, it’s funny and got me dying after reading it! I’m just wondering if you could do the part where the other staff caught to witness the event of their argument? Feel free to ignore this request 🫶

ANON MY DEAR , I AM SO SORRY THAT THIS TOOK SO LONG

In any case: thank you for your kind words, I didn't think my post would be that funny but I'm glad it made you laugh <3 I mean it was just a bunch of nonsense I wrote at 2am

Real story: i wrote most of the headcanons, and thought i was ready to post it soon, but no, i fell asleep while writing Leona and when I woke up, i realized i hadn't written like 3 characters yet

Anyway! Here is the original post, for anyone who hasn't seen it: ★

og post 🐸

* Crowley was already featured in the first part

Vargas

flabbergasted

oh, so doing a few runs around the playing field (?) is too much, but excessively swearing in such an outraged state is no problem for you

well uh, you know what they say

" A healthy body is a healthy mind "

That means in order to have a healthy and clean, swear-free, mind, you'll need to get your weak, feeble little body into a much healthier state.

20 laps around the courtyard! Go! Go! Go!

Trein

never in his [many years] of teaching had he ever encountered such a reckless individual such as yourself

hes not mad,, just disappointed..

You know the usual teacher schtick

" I never would've expected something like that from you. Truly, I am left speechless by your behavior. "

normally this would be a reason to call your legal guardian. ,, but whos gonna get called. Crowley aka the man you had just cussed out ?? The ghosts??? Grim?!

Lucius

Uh... Meow?

Crewel

probably the only one who is more concerned about you rather than your outrage

Because- as your homeroom teacher - he sees you every other day and knows it would take a lot to make you have such a reaction

or at least, have such a reaction, publicly

Would most definitely tell you to stay, after tomorrow's lesson, but he will not scold you.

Instead, it's a talk discussing your current situation, well being.

and maybe shittalking crowley, just a little,,

Sam

Did you know that this entire ordeal has been actually video documented in several ways?!? 😁

Now, of course, Sam wouldn't just use that as any sort of thing against you.

instead

He will opt for the much safer option of storing said recordings, far from anybody's reach.

or so it would seem

In actuality, they are available for purchase, through a secret code and agreement to not publish it anywhere.

But this is all for your good!

Students that have seen the video will now never attempt to outrage you

I mean, have you seen the video?

And and since you are somewhat of a sensation around here, people are interested in you, you look quite badass in that video

when the time comes and you'll have to fight against Crowley, this team of students (and your friends ig) will be here to get assembled

say Avengers asesemble

[i-used-to-be-a-spy]

"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

[cityelf]

this poem is about being nonbinary.

[arynneva]

wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

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